emblemthree:
how to wear the same pair of jeans for 3 days without anyone noticing a novel by me
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys perfume that smells like books
guys
perfume
that smells like books
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
fushimichi:
ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?